Saturday, June 26, 2010

:(

Something terrible happened on my exam today !!! FUCK!!!!!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

:)

记得当我在Subang 读书的时候, 有一次考试的期间, 朋友在我家读书,然后我拿我的notes进厕所读(我很喜欢在厕所读书,因为它最容易进脑), 被我的朋友发现到,然候他说:
你傻了啊!!! 等一下你考出来的成绩像大便一样!!!

害我现在每次要进厕所读书都把notes收在衣服里面!!!! :)

I'm missing my Subang toilet !!!! TT

Sunday, June 13, 2010

101 things to do before you graduate

Check this out !! i had found something interesting !!
if you're a super fun student, then you should do all these things before you leave uni

1. sleep outside
2. get locked out
3. skip lectures for a week
-I skipped it for the whole semester !!:)
4. crash a party
5. eat toast for a whole week
6. start drinking at 9am
7. have a one night stand
8. don't the washing up for a week
9. don't change your sheets for a semester
- i will never do it again because it will makes my face become worst !!!
10. wear the same pants/knickers for a whole week

11. pull a random stranger
12. sleep in someone else's room
13. cry yourself to sleep
14. only drink alcohol for a day
15. do a whole essay the night before
16. max out your massive overdraft
17. get lost and attend the wrong lecture
18. have absoluetly zero food in the house and sneakily live off housemates without them realising
-I did it when i'm in subang !!!!SORRY!!! But the BR tastes really nice !!!
19. make an entire meal using only the microwave (not a microwave instant meal either!)

20. keep your housemates up all night by having sex
21. spend the last £10 of your loan on beer not food
22. have noise wars
- but arguing for nothing ~~~
23. play a drinking game

24. go to a gig
25. go to a festival
26. kiss someone of the same sex
27. have a threesome
28. meet a band
29. stay awake for 72 hours
30. survive on pot noodles, pasta and beans for a week
31. throw a party in your flat/ house
32. get taken home by security
33. wake your housemates up when you're really drunk
34. have a 2 day hangover
35. sleep with someone and forget their name
36. lose your phone and/or bank card on a night out
37. join a sport
38. join a society
39. befriend a bus driver/ taxi man/ bouncer
- always
40. get free drinks from a friend at the SU bar
41. go to a lecture from a different course
42. facebook rape a friend who foolishly leaves themselves logged in and leaves the room
43. get naked publically
44. sneak into a club without paying
45. party every single night for a week
46. reference a reference for info. you found on wikipedia
47. neglect to hand in a piece of coursework
48. plageurise
49. collude
50. slip the word ostrich into an essay, to see if your marker is paying attention
51. get so drunk you forget what you did
52. go abroad with uni
53. never get a job and survive on loan and the bank of dad for the whole year
54. order grocery shopping on line so as not to need to move
55. sustain a serious relationship
56. go travelling
57. turn 21 in drunken style
58. go a year without failing anything
59. fail a module and re-take
60. have a pint between lectures
62. discover snakebite
63. get a coursework extension
64. live in halls
65. get your own house
66. don't leave a club until closing
67. pull an allnighter partying
68. go to lectures drunk
69. hand coursework in late
70. take a random, unrelated module
71. see a band you've never heard off
72. stage a protest
73. whilst very drunk, leave people embarrasing voicemails/ send embarrassing texts
74. have a full house pyjama day
75. go a social for a sport/ soc you're not in
76. befriend a fresher
77. lose your virginity!
-just kidding !!!!
78. take someone's virginity
79. wake up and wonder where you are
80. learn to cook... as in vegetables, not supernoodles
81. make money by bizarre methods, such a drug dealing, medical trials or dog walking
82. do some enthusiatic fancy-dress nights
83. get freshers' flu
84. go on a pub crawl
85. watch a full week of every episode of friends/ hollyoaks on channel 4, e4 and e4+1
86. drive to a lecture because you can't be arsed to walk
87. go on a drunken cycling mission
88. have a 'wall of glory' with underwear of every one-night-conquest your house has had pinned up
89. play ring-of-fire
90. get screwed over playing 'i have never'
91. shop on a store card/ credit card
92. spend your loan on clothes/ beer/ cigarettes drugs/ holidays/ nights out
93. visit a friend at their uni
94. have friends visit you at uni
95. give / receive a booty call
96. have sex in a club/ a lecture / the library/ the su/ the launderette/ a field / etc
97. be in the room with 2 people having sex ( and not know about it!)
98.join a sports club you've never done before
99. join a soc you're not related to
100. make a friend-for-life
101. actually graduate

God !!!!! i still got 54 to go !!!!! better hurry up :)